Soldier Boy Tells Em... And Shows Em!!!

This little boy is killin me softly!!! He goes from random ass rants on twitter about leaving the music industry and the stress of it all being to much to now tweeting for the ladies only. Guess he's taking a cue from Pretty Ricky member Spectacular. It's all to boost album sales I'm sure. But these pictures... there are too many things running through my mind. OH NO NO NO NO... not those kinds of things... but just like "WHY?" You know there are young girls out there that really like this dude and he goes and does this? These can't possibly be pictures for grown ass women... I don't think ANY grown women like him like that... well women like Frankie might! LOL!!! Sorry... I'm just sayin!

Lil Mama Still Hasn't Improved Her Style!

Lil Mama is so ridiculous! I need to know who her stylist is because she needs to go back to wherever it is she came from with crap like this.

Today's What the...??????????? Winner!

Get'cha mama!!! What in the Christmas hell is this chick thinkin? And is that a gold tooth I see in the front??? Oh NO MA'AM!!!!!

People People Please!!!!

Look... I don't know if chick was just walking across the room and for real about munchin down a whole box of KFC by herself, or was the hand reaching out from the side trying to get a piece and she gave them the eye previous to the pic being snapped, or if she was just advertising this ghetto fab hair do. Either way, it's PURE D FOOLISHNESS!

Kenyon Martin And This Absurd Ass Tattoo

I swear... if you ever want to get a new idea for a new tat... just watch an NBA game. Some are pretty straight... but others... such as the one that everyone has been a lil suspect on with baller Kenyon Martin... are just a little to "sweet"! Aaaaaaaaalrighty then Kenyon!!! Since you wanna put it out there... are we not still married? or do we just not give a damn? Obviously dude is choosing the latter of my questions. How fruity is this mess right here though? A big ass tattoo of some big ass red lips right on your neck? Really? Trina got you sprung like that K-Mar?

K-Mar was asked about the blazin tat on his neck and his response was that it was a tribute to his girlfriend... duhhhhh, TRINA. The NBA baller claims... and I quote girls, "It's just something that I wanted to get a while ago, but I'm not just gonna get it for anyone." *side eyein dude super hard*... I guess you're wives were just regular ass broads huh??? Trina ain't even that hot dude!!! She's ok! You're wife Tiffany looks better than she does. But I guess Trina can suck a mean one huh? Yeah, guys are suckas for a good sucker!!!

Oh Aretha!!!

One of these is known for bursting through walls... Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaah!!!!

VH1 Reveals I Love Money 2 Cast

OMFG!!! I can't believe they decided to bring these losers back to reality t.v. oncet'agin! I don't think my brain can handle so much damn bafoonery within such a short period of time. Real Chance of Love, Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I Love New York... all this love -ish is starting to make me friggin sick! And now we're punished with more foolishness. VH1 never ceases to amaze me. Their bringing back the show "I Love Money". If you watched the first season of it, you would know that my girl Hoopz won. She's about the only one out of all the VH1 rejects that I actually like. I see they let Mz. Lip Chap back... and she's still looka-lika-man! The new season premieres Jan. 26 at 9pm EST. Check out some of the cast below.

Flavor of Love 2~ Saaphyri... guessing that the Lip Chap and Indian Hair didn't pan out for ya huh girl?

I Love New York 1~T Weed... dude who claimed he had a perfect credit rating and a bang of money and had neither!

Flavor of Love 3~ Prancer

Flavor of Love 3~Myammee... the chick that owed some dude a gang of money and he called the house lookin for her...lmao!!!

Real Chance of Love 1~ MILF

Flavor of Love 1~ Leilene... I hope she wins... she's gotta feed those babies!

I Love New York 2~ IT... he's the one that you can't understand a damn thing he's sayin... Hell I don't even think he can understand himself!

I Love New York 2~The Entertainer... dude is reaaaaally desperate to get out of his parents house I see!

I Love New York 2~Buddah...This ought to be good with him and bitch-made Tailor Made together again.

Flavor of Love 2~Buckwyld... not feelin those eyebrows Becky!

I Love New York 1~Bonez

Rock of Love~ Angelique... the chick that don't speaka-da-damn English too well!

What the Hell Spectacular???

Ummm... wellllll.... I'eerrr'uhhhh!!! I'on't even know what to say about this mess! But ya'll do remember this -ish right here right???? I don't even need to say nothin else about all this sissifiedness! To each his/her own!

Spoiler: Real Chance of Love Finale

If you are one of the many fools who watch VH1's newest bafoonery reality show Real Chance of Love, then you might want to skip to the next blog post... but if you're like me and could really give two &hits, then here goes: I've just gotten the scoop on who get's picked on the finale of the show. Real (long haired dude) picks Cornfed. Yeah, the white girl from Fargo North Dakota who has never dated a black guy in her life because, as she puts it, "There just aren't any black people where I'm from" *blank stare*. As for skinny azz Chance, well you guessed it, he picks NOBODY! That's right. He wasted all them folks time and didn't even pick nobody. That's because that had the wrong damn gender on the show. Get some dudes on there for him to choose from and I bet somebody will come out on top... or is it the bottom. I don't know. Anyways, VH1 is already working on the second season of this mess, so obviously Real and Cornfed don't work out. Who woulda thunk it???

The Dangers of Plastic Surgery!

I know that it may be tough to look at this picture of Korean woman, Hang Mioku, who is now 48 years old. Hang had her first plastic surgery at the age of 28 and was hooked from then on. I'm not even going to beat around the bush with this. We all can surmise that the pictures of this lady are not flattering at all, but this is what happens when you don't love yourself and what God has created in you.

Hang moved to Japan after her first surgery so that she could receive further operations on her face and other parts of her body. After operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was not beautiful enough but still beautiful. Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder.

When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang’s features had changed so much that her own parents didn’t recognize her. After realizing that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment. However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways. If she hadn't spent all that unnecessary money on these ridiculous surgeries, she probably could have been treated the way she needed to be by physicians. But amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what’s more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject. When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. *BLANK STARE* Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called “standing fan” by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body.

As Hang’s notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face. During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang’s face and 200g from her neck. After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured. And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back.

Below is a picture of what Hang look like before the surgeries. Terrible shame she didn't love herself enough to be satisfied with her original face. Ladies, God made you you for a reason. Love the skin you're in! If you don't love you, how do you expect others too?

Suge Knight Is Suing Kanye West.... For What?

Suge Knight is back at it again. This time the former Hip-Hop mogul is suing rapper/producer Kanye West. Alleging that Kanye is to blame for damages that resulted from a nightclub shooting three years ago.

In August 2005, Knight was shot in the right leg at Kanye’s pre-MTV Video Music Awards party at the Shore Club, located in Miami. Initially some speculated that Knight accidentally shot himself, but that claim was later refuted after eyewitnesses confirmed that at least six shots were fired during the incident. The person who shot him was never caught.

A few years back Suge filed for bankruptcy protection in 2006, but now files this dumb ass lawsuit against Kanye West on October 30. In the suit, Knight claims West is culpable in the crime since the shooter was able to get past the party’s security with a deadly weapon. He also alleges that he not only suffered blood loss, but also lost a 15 karat diamond stud earring valued at $135,000, and had to take a private jet back to California. *Boi STOP*!!! A bone in Knight’s upper right leg was shattered as a result of the shooting and required surgery the same day he was shot.

Others named in the lawsuit include Philips South Beach (The Shore Club) and Morgans Hotel Group Management LLC. Knight is seeking damages from West which includes medical expenses from the shooting and mental anguish for “the loss of use and enjoyment of the earring.” <------He can't be serious about that one... can he? Wait... I forget who I'm talking about. My bad!

While Knight is still under bankruptcy protection, the courts have allowed him to retain a portion of any proceeds awarded from the lawsuit. Knight recently had legal troubles on his own, as the former Death Row CEO was arrested on August 27 for assaulting his girlfriend Melissa Isaac near the Las Vegas strip. That case is now in limbo due to the "mysterious" disappearance of Isaac. WHEN... will someone put this fool out of his misery?

Aubrey O'day Kickin It With Suge Knight?

Uhhhh, so this is what happens when Diddy kicks you to da curb huh? Hangin with Suge Knight is super trashy in my book, but more power to ya Mz. O'day. Andy why do you have your mouth wrapped around ANYTHING that has been in that mans mouth? Just askin!

Daily Foolishness

I'm not sure what this girl was thinking but the whole thing is ri-damn-dic-ulous! But for real... this -ish don't get hella funny until the 1:40 mark.

Diamond Does Suedo Photoshoot

Former Crime Mob member Princess just did a "photoshoot". Whatever. Why do these pictures look like she just went down to her cousin Johnny's basement and let him take the pics for her? Let's be a bit more professional out there ladies!

Joe Is Beyond Words!!!!!!

I know that R&B singer Joe has been off the scene for a minute, but dammit he ain't been off the planet! Joe was on the Tom Joyner morning show talking about his latest album, where he admitted some startling information to the morning crew and hell... America for that matter.

Apparently Joe Thomas hasn't been as "socially" aware as the rest of us. Joe told Tom, Sybill and Jay that he is not registered to vote and apparently has never voted before in his life. Dude had no idea when the election was, nor did he know where people would go to vote, how the voting process works, and to put the icing on the damn cake... this dude said he thought he didn't have to vote because he heard somewhere that Obama had it all wrapped up. *SITTING HERE WITH MY MOUTH STICK STUCK IN THE "O" POSITION EVEN AS I TYPE THIS FOOLISHNESS*

"Listen to [Audio Here]. I'm so sure that the McCain/Palin camp is crossing their fingers in hopes that there are millions of others who are hearing and believing the same things that this dullard has said. Oh but wait... there's more.

Joe went on to say that he thought that the McCain/Obama debate, which was held last Friday, had been cancelled!!!!!!! THEN... then he asks can he vote online! *SIGH*. Look... I understand that as an entertainer y0u have a hectic schedule and a lot of times you're not always on point with the current events. But how in the dizzle do you not know one damn thing about something that has dominated televisions stations, radios, billboards, barber shops, text messages, whatever... for the last year or so??? Get it together Joe. You're not that hot where you can be this damn ignorant! OK!

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Aubrey O'day Is The Nastiest Broad I've Ever Seen!

Ewww ewww ewww!!! I promise... if I see one of those other Danity Kane member eat, drink, or even whisper to this nasty broad, I'm done! The skankarella herself, Aubrey O'day is back at it. This honestly doesn't surprise me. I was reading the other day where she did an interview and said that she is just a sex fiend. Anything that moves damn near turns her on! Sooooo, where does that leave this little pooch? Do I need to make a call to the humane society?

Foolishness of The Day: The Stallionaires

*BIG BLANK ASS STARE*

Everything in me tells me that those rumors from a year ago are true! These boys are a little sweet in pants. I don't care what ya'll say. Chance and Real and whoever this third member of the Stallionaires, they're all riding the with the twinkle fairy. I'm wondering if this third dude is going to make some guest appearances on their new VH1 show? Do they have on eyeliner? And WHY...OH WHY... is Real's hair ridiculously beautiful? I'm jealous!

Bishop Thomas Weeks III Searches For His Next Wife

Father in Heaven. Only you know what this man needs, wants, and desires... and right now, he seems as if the good ol' Bishop Thomas Weeks has the desire for a third wife.

The preacher who choked, punched, and kicked his wife (at the time) Juanita Bynam in the parking lot of an Atlanta hotel, is on the prowel for the new Mrs. Weeks. But the craziest part about this is... he actually has a slew of woman who want to be his next wife. *blank stare*

Soooo, you mean to tell me that a man that you KNOW has a violent temper, and who just might get the devil in him to do it again, attracts you? Now, I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve another shot at love, but c'mon! This man has an anger problem and he damn well might use you as his next punching bag.

Anyways, Bishop Weeks has begun posting a series of webisodes on his website documenting his search for a new spouse. He lists his criteria for the next Mrs. Weeks as someone who can bear children, is sensual and can't be ugly. Now aren't those the best qualities to have in a spouse. Forget about being "God fearing" (I love that one), faithful, a good communicator, trustworthy and honest. Nooooo! You need be sensual enough to bare some babies for the pastor!

The Bishop, who was sentenced to three years probation, 200 hours of community service and anger management classes, is connecting. A bunch of women - presumably those with a high threshold for pain - have responded. I'm just waiting for the reality show to come on. Ahhh yes... I can see it now. Bishop Thomas Weeks in "The Bishop Needs Love Too" coming to you soon on where else... but VH1! HA!

Fan Jumps Off Of Bridge To Show Plies She's His Number One Fan!

Uhhhh, yes, the world is truly coming to an end... and real quick too! I love, admire, appreciate... whatever... certain celebrities as much as the next person, but I'll be damned if I jump my behind off some bridge just to prove my loyalty or to prove that I'm ya number one fan! Damn all that! This chick Noni proves that she's Plies' number one fan by jumping off of a damn bridge into this lake. I'll never understand these groupieschildren!

Ray J Get's His Own Reality Show...? Serioulsy?

More trash tv coming your way soon ladies and gents. This time, we'll get a heaping helping of the King of sex-tapes Ray J. You know... Brandy's little brother?

It's being thrown around that Ray and the brain dead folks over at VH1 are in cahoots to bring us another sickening show a-la Flavor Flav style, but featuring Ray J himself.

The show will feature Ray J living in a house with an uber amount of airhead beauties all competing for his love. And supposedly, Lil Kim, Kim Kardashian and Whitney Houston may all be stopping through making appearances on the show.

Ray J mentioned some months back on HOT 97's Morning Show, before Ms. Jones was fired, that he was working on a reality show, and he wanted to collaborate with Ms. Jones on a TV idea. So maybe, just maybe, there is some small smidgen of truth to these rumors.

Will every show that VH1 puts out now consist of this type of foolishness? I guess so if it keeps getting them record ratings as it has in the past. But I guess if they can bring Flavor Flav back from the dead they can damn sure make Ray J into something that SOMEBODY might want! YUK!!!!

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