7/10/2008

ANTM's Jaslene and Her Nonexistant Chest!

So now it's hot to expose your rib cage and completely irrelevant breast to the world? Oh really Jaslene? I understand that you love your slim look, but don't push that -ish on everybody else. Anyways, Jaslene made an appearance at DJ Cassidy's b-day party with this interesting ensemble of nothingness. Does it sound like I'm hating? Well, I'm not. I just wish I could transfer at least 30 lbs to this chick. She clearly needs several Hungerbuster meals from Dairy Queen!

Khia On The Set Of Her New Video!

You talk about H.A.M.... To The Max!!! Khia was recently doing her video shoot for her song "Be Your Lady", off her upcoming album and I must say, I'm a bit troubled. By the looks of these pictures, it seems so low budget, but lest we forget who we are talking about. So you just went to your homeboy and asked could you shoot your vid in his crib huh? WOW!!! Whatever get's it poppin for you boo boo!

Jennifer Hudson Album Cover

Jennifer Hudson's album cover has been released and here it is. The album is set to hit the stores on September 30th of this year and I hear it's a banger for you lovers out there! I love J-Hud, but there was some major photoshop work done on this cover. I'm just sayin!

Essence Brings Us "Do Right Men" Of 2008

The lovely folks over at Essence Magazine have decided to give us single ladies the opportunity to look at some lusciously single men! And my #1 pick, just like any other sane woman would have to be Mr. Lamman Rucker *SIGH*... nuff said. Lamman hails from New York City speaks nationwide about the importance of HIV/AIDS awareness with BET’s Rap-It-Up Campaign. Since 1998 the organization has provided testing initiatives, speaking forums and school events reaching millions across the country.

WHY HE LOVES BLACK WOMEN: “Their resilience. Black women have such a tough spirit about them.” Sexiness in it's purest form!!! Good Grief Charlie Brown!!!!

Ovie Mughelli, 28- Atlanta Falcons Fullback. His Ovie Mughelli Foundation uses summer football camps as a platform to support nutrition, education and health initiatives. “I wanted to impress upon these kids that working hard pays off, and I wanted to make sure other kids have what I did not.”

WHY HE LOVES BLACK WOMEN:“I love everything, from the fullness of their lips to the curves of their body.”

Lance Gross, 26- Actor from Oakland, Ca. A graduate of the 2004 class at Howard University. He is also a mentor for the schools film and theater majors.

WHY HE LOVES BLACK WOMEN:“Black women are absolutely beautiful. Being with a sister always feels like home."

Antonio Gates, 28- San Diego Chargers Tight End. Gates has sponsored Shoot to Cure HD, an athletic event that raises funds to provide research toward a cure for Huntington’s Disease, a hereditary disorder of the central nervous system. Gates decided to take action after someone close to him was diagnosed.

WHY HE LOVES BLACK WOMEN:“A Black woman provides a man with a sense of confidence. Her compassion is unparalleled.”

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Lavan Davis, 40- Actor from Kansas City, Mo. Since 2003, he has been a vocal advocate for the American Cancer Society; his mother was diagnosed with cancer 22 years ago.

WHY HE LOVES BLACK WOMEN:“What’s not to love? They are the mother of all civilization.”

The Game Says He Hates His Fam More Than 50!

After a totally unnecessary brawl for it all at his cousins funeral, The Game went on "The Nutz In The Morning" on Power 98.3, and told how one of his grieving family members was so pissed that the rapper only offered to pay for the casket and flowers, that the bereaved cousin actually brought gang members to the funeral, hit him up for "the cheese" at the funeral and ultimately threw the shove that ignited a violent war ... at the funeral!

All this mess don't make no sense. Fighting at a funeral over who's going to pay for what? Game paid for the casket, which usually runs around $1500, and the flowers, which aren't super expensive but still can get pricy. But big cuzzo wanted Game to pay for the whole thing! See, when you have money, your fam expects you to pick up all of the expenses, which I don't agree with. But figthing, I mean physically fighting... oh hell naw!

Jesse Jackson Puts His Foot In His Mouth

Jesse Jackson is once again trying to steal somebody elses' shine. Even though he has been a staunch Barack Obama supporter, it was leaked, from an interview that Jackson did with FoxNews over the weekend, a "private" conversation that Jackson had saying "See, Barack's been talking down to black people ... I want to cut his nuts off." *SAY WHAT???* I know that ain't the Reverend talking like that? For shame!

We all know how FoxNews has beens spinning everything that is about Barack Obama, but this time, they're on the money by showing what a hypocrite jackass he is. Jackson went on CNN today to apologize and said that his remarks were "crude and hurtful". During his interview, dude ducked and dodged what he really said, but kept talking about the movement in the 60's and how times have changed, blah blah blah... get to the point dude!!! Man up and admit your mistakes. You don't say a conversation is "private" and wasn't meant to be heard by anyone else... damn sure not when you're on the set of FoxNews and you're micked up. I'm sure it was released by the person that was transcribing the tapes.

Of course Barack, via campaign spokesman, Bill Burton, accepted Rev. Jackson's apology, and I'm sure he took it with a grain of salt. But not Jesse Jackson, Jr., who is an Illinois Senator, and co-chair of Baracks campaign. Jr. released this statement from his office today: "I'm deeply outraged and disappointed in Rev. Jackson's reckless statements about Sen. Barack Obama, his divisive and demeaning comments about the presumptive Democratic nominee -- and I believe the next president of the United States -- contradict his inspiring and courageous career. He also added that he'll "always love" his father. But, he said, "I thoroughly reject and repudiate his ugly rhetoric."

The reason why the elder Jackson made the comments was that he was in a conversation with another guest on the show during a break, and he stated that he felt that Barack had been talking down to black people just as the instance when Barack spoke on fathers day at a church and called for black men to stand up and become better fathers. Jackson stated that there are more issues facing the black community than moral one and that his message to black voters must be broader.

You can't just let the man try to uplift huh Jesse? You got to go and nit-pick his every word? It's not like he went and called blacks or anyone else lazy and shiftless, and good for nothing. He just called for men all over... black, white, hispanic, asian, whatever, to step up to the plate and do your damn jobs! Point. Blank. Period.

7/09/2008

Wierd -ish: Life Jackets Protect Against Bullets.

So I saw this picture online and thought it was extremely hilarious!!! Dude is carrying an assault rifle and instead of wearing a bullet proof vest to save his life... he goes and gets a life jacket??? Are you kidding me? Is this -ish photoshopped?

Kids... don't try this stupid -ish at home

Young Berg Calls Dark Skinned Women "Dark Butts"

This is the most ignorant -ish i've heard today... well it doesn't top the Jesse Jackson comment about Barack Obama, but that's another post. But this punk Young Berg was on Serius Radio show Lip Service and had this to say about darker skinned females:

I'm kinda racist ... I don't like dark butts .... You know how some women prefer light skin men or dark skin men. It's rare that I do dark butts - that's what I call dark skinned women ... I [don't date women] darker than me. I love the pool test. If you can jump in the pool exactly like you are and you don't come out looking better than you looked before going in the pool - then that's not a good look.Any woman that uses brown gel to set down her baby hair is not poppin'!!!

Dude are you *uckin kidding me? Do you realize how many of your "darker skinned" female fans that you have just alienated? And not to mention women period. That's not hot! I mean, I mean, you're entitled to like who you like, but to come out and say some ignorant ass -ish like this.... Oh hell naw!!! You been wack since the word "GO"... so it don't make me no nevamind!!!

Q-Tip Checks Mos Defs Ex

Groupie love exposed once again! Alana Wyatt-Smith, ex-wife to muslim rapper Mos Def is still trying to pump her wack ass knock off "Video Vixen" tell all book titled, Breaking the Code of Silence. Ol' girl married Mos after only knowing dude for 96 hours, so how the hell did she expect this -ish to really end... happily ever after??? Me tinks not!

During an interview with the ladies of Sirius Shade 45 “Lip Service,” Wyatt-Smith revealed relationships with Antawn Jamison and several other NBA players as well as the Mighty Mos. Unimpressed by Wyatt-Smith’s supposed quest to help other self-esteemed challenged skeezers, rapper Q-Tip interrupted the show to shut her down on air.

“You foul, you tried to sh*t on n*ggas. You foul! You foul,” Tip told Wyatt.“If you are trying to collect yourself and trying to get closure why does that process have to be publicly out there?” Tip questioned later in the interview. “There are so many people who have been through whirlwind relationships but they do it in a private sense.”

Mos and Wyatt-Smith are still not completely divorced. Wyatt-Smith has already claimed a $115,000 settlement to fund her college education. The couple separated after only four months of marriage, during which time Wyatt-Smith claims other women would frequently call her phone to speak to her hubby. But it's being said that the marriage was a sham anyways because Mos still isn't divorced from his first wife *blank stare*

I'm glad Q-Tip pulled this broads card and put her in her place. All these chicks that do these tell all books need to get somewhere and sit the hell down. You knew what you were getting into in the first damn place. And IF... I REPEAT, IF, one of these dudes is dumb enough to marry one of you groupies... it's lust not love hon!!!

Tocarra Does Vogue!

My girl Tocarra is making some head-way in the fashion game and getting her just-desserts! Ya girl is bare breasts (not fully) in next months issue of Vogue Italy.

Apparently, after Naomi Campbell put the folks at Vogue on blast for not having enough black models, Vogue jumped right on up and got to pumping out the hits. Next months issue also includes Mr. Carter himself... Jay-Z as well.

Purse Obsession: Michael Kors Astor Plastic Large Tote

Cute cute cute cute cute!!!! I love this tote. It's the Michael Kors Astor Plastic Large Tote and it's bangin! Usually I don't like clear bags... too much for those who are always up in your business. But it's too cute. With it's studded patent leather trim accents, it's a clear plastic tote with short, rolled handles laced through logo-engraved grommets. It also has a double magnetic snap closure, and a removable zip-top coin purse. It also comes trimmed in gold as well. This would go great with a flattering bathing suit or a beautiful sundress for a day at the beach. It's a Michael Kors so it's not the usualy$25 tote. This bag will cost you around $165, but it's worth it.

Sneak Of Da Week: Reebok Freestyle High by Married to the MOB

If you like street wear sneaks, then you'll love the new Reebok Freestyle High by MOB. Owner Leah, has partnered with Collette and Reebok to bring the ladies of the streets a lip smackin sneak so fashionable, you'll want to kiss it. Married to the MOB used their trademark lips to accentuate the look on the canvas of a white shoe. This sneak is definitely HOT TO DEAF!!!

Eryka Badu Is On Her Third Child!

Erykah Badu is preggers again... so it's being said. Right now, the rumors haven't been validated by Ms. Badu herself, but the sources are saying that it's pretty rock solid. This will be her third child, by a third man. Not that it's relevant or anything, just as long as they are being provided for and loved. Her first two children, Seven and Puma, are by Andre 3000 of Outkast, and The D.O.C. This baby's father is Jay Electronica. She loves her some hip hop dudes I see. This is Jay's first baby. Congrats to the couple!

John Witherspoon Is Coming Out With A Hip Hop Album?

What is the music game coming to when a 66 year old actor comes out with a hip hop album? Well ask John Witherspoon... you know... "Pop" from the Wayans Bros Show, he's coming out with a hip hop album title 63 Cents.

Witherspoon's rapping album will be available on iTunes soon and will be listed under both genres. Featuring songs like “Don’t Nobody Go In The Bathroom,” and “Dance Now With Your Big Ole Ass,” Witherspoon takes credit for writing the majority of the lyrics on the new project. Also contributing to the album is the Detroit-born comedian’s brother Ron, who produced three tracks on 63 Cents and rapper Big K.

Despite previous collaborations in movies and videos with Kid-N-Play, Ice Cube, Jay-Z and others, don’t expect any guest appearances or even a stellar performance, Witherspoon warns. “It’s just me,” Witherspoon said in a recent interview. “It may not be the best rappin’ in the world, but it’s funny as hell. Very entertaining.”

Well, it can't be no worse than some of the -ish that's on the market currently.

Evander Holyfield Finally Pays His Child Support

Former Heavy Weight champ and deadbead dad, Evander Holyfield, finally caught up on his child support payments today in court. Holyfield handed his sons mother Toi Irvin a $9k check for the back child support he owed and agreed to meet his other financial obligations within a month, including private school payments, health insurance and a college trust fund.

The 45-year-old Holyfield also agreed to pay some of the attorney fees for Kessler's client, Toi Irvin. The agreement was reached before a scheduled deposition and two days before a court hearing, at which Kessler was planning to ask for jail time if Holyfield didn't pay up.

Irvin went to court after Holyfield failed to make his scheduled $3,000 payments for May and June, apparently because of financial woes that also included the threatened foreclosure of his sprawling estate in suburban Atlanta. The only four-time heavyweight champion also missed a payment due July 1, but wrote a check for the entire amount this week, according to Kessler. Holyfield's luxury home, which was scheduled to be auctioned on the steps of the Fayette County courthouse July 1, was taken off the foreclosure list and is still occupied by the boxer.

Name That... Body!

If you know who it is... take a stab at it in the comments section! I'll reveal the answer lata!

Miss Washington State Is Such A *ucking Lady!!!

Uhhhh, I'm the last one to be telling somebody that they can't party like they want... but quick suggestion... if you're going to be making obscene gestures with your mouth, damn near kissing other girls, and partaking in the strip club scene, don't be wearing your crown, and don't be the damn state representative for freaking world peace!!!!

Elyse Umemoto, 23, who was the second runner-up in this year's Miss America pageant, ran on a platform promoting diversity and women's empowerment. The Evergreen State must be so proud.

Former Wu-Tang Member Is Afraid For His Life

WU-Tang Clan ain't nothin to *uck wit!!! They were sho'nuff right when the group came out with that anthem. So right to where, one of their very own ain't tryin to *uck with them.

A former Wu-Tang Clan member U-God, is afraid that associates of the group are trying to get him and he has asked the Jersey City police for protection. U-God, whose real name is Lamont Hawkins, contacted police on June 8 saying he’s suing the band for about $180,000 and he thinks that’s why various men in various vehicles have been following him from his Manhattan recording studio to his home in the Newport section of Jersey City, police said. He said that for the past two months cars with Pennsylvania, New Jersey or New York plates have followed him numerous times, but he didn’t contact authorities sooner because he distrusts police.

On one occasion he parked in the garage of his River Court building and when he walked out he saw two men get out of a car across the street, police said. One of them gestured toward his waistband as though threatening that he had a weapon, U-God told the cops. One time a driver tried to follow U-God’s vehicle into the garage, but was unsuccessful, he told police, adding that sometimes the drivers roll down a window and nod at him. The man who wrote “Kick Azz,” “I’m Talkin’ to You,” “Dance With a Gangsta,” “Ghetto Gutter,” “Rumble,” and “Heart of Stone” said he felt threatened and couldn’t take it anymore so he went to police for help.

He filed a suspicious persons report. No one has been charged, police said. U-God could not be reached for comment yesterday. U-God said he toured Europe with the Wu-Tang Clan in January and February and they owed him about $180,000, so he filed a lawsuit in Manhattan. U-God said he thinks the incidents may be in retaliation for the lawsuit. He told police he cannot identify any of the drivers that he said followed him.

Mariah Says Nick Will Make A Great Dad

Mariah Carey tells US Magazine, that she's finally ready to have children and she can't imagine her kids having a better father than cornball ass Nick Cannon.

"I couldn’t imagine anybody that I’ve ever met being a better dad," the singer, 39, says. She says she wants to raise their kids with a dose of reality. “You can get caught up in Hollywood-land or celebrity-land, and that’s maybe not the best thing for kids, ’cause they didn’t ask for it," she says.

"I really feel like it’s very important to be responsible and to think, 'Well, maybe if I do this it’s not the best thing for my child,'" she says. "You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone in the public eye,you’re not used to doing that."

Ok... now were YOU thinking when you decided to jump the broom with this dude? That's the million dollar question of the day!

Technical Difficulties Today With Blogger!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the absence of posts today. For some reason, blogger isn't posting pictures and I'm trying to figure out why and get some help. But check back in a few and hopefully, I can catch you up to speed! Thanks for your patience! Candy

7/08/2008

Brandy's Back On The "List"

Brandy is coming back to us with her newly leaked single "List". It's been a cool minute since B-Rocka has had a good club bangin hit, but I think she's hit gold with this one. It's produced by the Underdogs, and ol' girl ain't playin with ya'll no more! I love the single.

Ludacris Lands Multi-Million Dollar Deal With AT&T

Ludacris just signed a multi-million dollar deal with phone giant AT&T, making himself the first hip-hop act to land such a large contract with the company.

He’ll lend his likeness to online and TV ads promoting the service and he just wrapped shooting of his first commercial. "I had a lot a fun shooting this commercial,” Luda said. “If you like the AT&T commercials you've seen then you'll love this one."

The rapper plays a guy who doesn’t have AT&T phone service and misses an important call. The “phone,” also played by Luda, tells viewers exactly what he missed out on by not having service. His installment in the campaign will begin running next month.

On the music front, Luda’s putting the final touches on his sixth studio project, concept album Theater of Mind, slated for an October release. I'm not too geeked about buying that album. I've never been a fan of his. Well, I am when he's on somebody else's song, but his own stuff sucks! JMO!

And on the big screen, the rapper/actor will star in the new Guy Ritchie movie, RocknRolla with Idris Elba and the theater adaptation of the video game Max Payne, with Mark Wahlberg. Both flicks will also be coming out in October.

Flavor Flav Tells Us About Losing His Virginity!!! Yak!!!!

I know ya'll like all of this foolishness, so I'mma about to give you a nasty ass mouthful. Flavor Flav granted an interview with Complex Mag, and revealed to all that he lost his virginity at 6! Yakkety Yak!!!! Hell, for him to be buckin ANYBODY at 40something turns my stomach, so 6, has got me about to let the chunks hurl!

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now.

'Scuse me ya'll *holding my stomach*

50 Cent Wants To See His Son

I guess we all have a soft spot for our kids... which is understandable. But when you're a -ish talkin rapper who seems to not give a damn about anyone or anything else, it seems a bit of a hard pill to swallow. 50 Cent, who has recently been all up and through damn near every media outlet out there, tells MTV that since his custody battle and drama issues with his ex Shaniqua Tompkins, he hasn't been able to talk to or see his son like he wants to.

Tompkins filed a restraining order on 50 last month, just weeks after the blaze that burned down the home where she and her son were living. The order binds 50 from being on the same premises as Tompkins, which in turn, hurts him being able to see his son.

He told MTV.com: “I think he doesn’t want his mom to feel like he’s a traitor. The time I spent away is the time he developed this thing he’s afraid to break with her. There’s nothing you can do about that. This is the toughest thing I’ve had to face, because he’s my motivation.”And the hip-hop superstar is sad his son won’t be joining him on tour this summer (08) because of the custody situation: “In the summertime, for the first two years I was successful, my son has travelled with us on those tours. He was on the Rock the Mic Tour; he was on the Anger Management Tour. This summer, when he’s free, it’s, like, no communication. It’s tough.“I’m not going through a custody battle; just a transition. I’d like to be able to just see my baby.”

WOW... it's a bit saddening when you hear it all. Especially to hear a man talk about how he misses his child. Or is the selfishness of 50 showing once again. I mean, he did say that he's going to miss him being on tour with them. Does he secretly mean that just maybe not having little Marquise on the tour could bring him bad luck??? Just speculation folks!!!

The Game Even Does His Own Family Wrong!

The Game has pissed off his family– big time! His family says the rapper had promised to finance part of his cousin’s funeral — but when it came time to pay up, they got stiffed!

Robert “Kirky” Kirkwood tells TMZ that when his sister died, The Game — who he says is his first cousin — volunteered to pay half of the $14k it cost to bury her. But after making the commitment, Kirky says The Game changed his phone number and went underground!Kirky then says The Game — real name Jayceon Taylor — showed up unexpectedly at the funeral last Saturday, even speaking at the service about family values. But things got heated outside the church when the issue of the cash came up. Kirky says his cuz stepped to him and started a big ol’ fight, punching him in the face! Kirky’s filed a police report, and cops tell us there was an altercation over money at the funeral and an active investigation is in place.The Game nor his people have yet to return our calls.