I know ya'll like all of this foolishness, so I'mma about to give you a nasty ass mouthful. Flavor Flav granted an interview with Complex Mag, and revealed to all that he lost his virginity at 6! Yakkety Yak!!!! Hell, for him to be buckin ANYBODY at 40something turns my stomach, so 6, has got me about to let the chunks hurl!
Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.
Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.
Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.
Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.
Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.
Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.
Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now.
'Scuse me ya'll *holding my stomach*
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