J-Lo... What Are You Doing With This Bag-O-Bones!

Jenny, Jenny, Jennnnnnnnny! What were you thinking? You left Diddy, and Chris Judd for this bean pole of a man? I take it he's not getting any rice and beans, or sofrito or none of those good spanish dishes huh? It's one thing when you're skinny and you're nicely chisled. But when you're skinny and you have no choice but to be "chiseled" and I can literally see your bones... No Suh!

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