Real Chance of Love 2: Back In The Saddle

I was soooo not anticipating this day, but it's finally here. VH1 has brought back the Stallionaire brothers Real and Chance for part 2 of Real Chance of Love 2: Back In The Saddle.

Last season we saw Real choose "Corn Fed", a shy little white girl from Fargo North Dakota who had never dated a black guy ever in her life. Chance, on the other hand, chose no one (surprise surprise). This season, the guys will have another 20 ladies to choose from. I don't care too much about these two dudes, but I must admit that the last season was very entertaining to say the least. I can't wait to see what foolishness will occur this go around.

Below I've posted pics of all the contestants along with their ridiculous ass nicknames on the show. Real Chance of Love 2 premieres Monday, August 3 at 9:00 PM ET/PT.

Aloha

Apple

Baker... still trying to figure out why she has on a bathing suit and everyone else has on regular clothes

Blonde Baller

Classy

Doll

Flirty

Freckles

Hot Wings... ohhhh I can't wait to hear the explanation on this name

Junk

Lady

Mamacita

Pocahontas

PS... yeah because she doesn't look like she belongs... at all!

Ribbon... this one either

Sassy

Show Me

Spanish Fly

Vegas

Wiggly

Spoiler: Real Chance of Love Finale

If you are one of the many fools who watch VH1's newest bafoonery reality show Real Chance of Love, then you might want to skip to the next blog post... but if you're like me and could really give two &hits, then here goes: I've just gotten the scoop on who get's picked on the finale of the show. Real (long haired dude) picks Cornfed. Yeah, the white girl from Fargo North Dakota who has never dated a black guy in her life because, as she puts it, "There just aren't any black people where I'm from" *blank stare*. As for skinny azz Chance, well you guessed it, he picks NOBODY! That's right. He wasted all them folks time and didn't even pick nobody. That's because that had the wrong damn gender on the show. Get some dudes on there for him to choose from and I bet somebody will come out on top... or is it the bottom. I don't know. Anyways, VH1 is already working on the second season of this mess, so obviously Real and Cornfed don't work out. Who woulda thunk it???

Daily Foolishness~ Real and Chance

I know you all are just itching with the anticipation of VH1's latest pull from the garbage, "Real Chance of Love" right? Ha ha ha ha... suckers! I kid I kid. I actually am a sucker too. I watch all of this dumb stuff too. I mean hell, what else is there to watch on television?

Anyways, check out the synopsis for the show:

Bachelor brothers Real and Chance may not have been lucky in love on “I Love New York” but now they will both get a second chance with “Real Chance of Love” premiering October 20 at 9:00PM*. The tables have turned for these horse-breeding, music-producing entertainer brothers known as the “Stallionaires” who were just seen in the high stakes show “I Love Money” where they duked it out in an attempt to win the grand prize of $250,000. Real tried to find love on “I Love Money” after proposing to Hoopz but was sadly turned down once again. Now, Real and Chance are the ones in control and this time it’ll be a gamble for 17 young ladies who will move into their ranch house to fight for their hearts.

After getting dismissed by New York in “I Love New York” Real and Chance are in it to win it this time around. And they are being extremely cautious before they choose their queen of hearts. To prevent getting dealt another bad hand, these ladies will have to lay all their cards on the table to impress these two guys. They will compete in challenges designed to test for the qualities Real and Chance are looking for in a woman. Each week, two women will be eliminated until the final episode when the guys will ultimately decide who they want to take a real chance of love with.

In this 9-episode series, these two brothers are certainly wild but in very different ways. Chance is a charming player who gets himself into trouble with his explosive personality. Real is the perfect gentleman with a romantic side he isn’t afraid to show. What these brothers are looking for in a woman is quite different, but in the end what the “Stallionaires” might want could be the same woman.