Showing posts with label Wierd Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wierd Shit. Show all posts

6/13/2009

Wierd -ish: Sweet Pussy Suckers

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2/27/2009

Wierd -ish: Dying To Prove Ur A Sex God

Ya'll know I couldn't show a picture depicting the actually activity. I try to keep this thing as PG-13 as possible! So I decided to fill this post with a little menage' cosmo!

Talk about being oversexed and dying to keep the party goin... how about this -ish; Take one Russian guy is in sexual prime and two Russian girls and what do you get? You get the picture I showed you above *wink*, with a side of "how'd he die?... 'On top o'me'"

That's what the two ladies who were involved in this 12 hour sexcapade with this hot blooded Russian. The young man, Sergey Tuganov, died after he ingested an entire bottle of Viagra pills so that he could be prepared for his two partners. The women bet him a large sum of money that he couldn’t satisfy them both sexually for 12 hours straight. Well, Tuganov actually won the bet, but before he was able to enjoy the victory, he died.

Merely minutes after winning the sex-a-thon, the man died of a massive heart attack. He was only 28 years old! Fellas if you can't do the job au'natural... then just admit defeat and let it go please! One of the woman said that they called the Moscow police, but it was took late. He expired.

9/09/2008

Wierd -ish: Fragile Candy

From the makers of the shards of glass that come from your car window... nah, I'm just kidding. But designer Wooteik Lim brings you some sharp yet "Fragile Candy". I don't know if your mouth is anything like mine, but just the thought of trying to suck on this damn near makes it want to bleed. Hell, a bowl of Cap'n Crunch shreds the hell outta the roof of my mouth, and those yummy little Jolly Ranchers rip my cheeks to pieces as well, so I damn sure ain't about to buy no "Fragile Candy". Nothing fancy about this candy. No suspended fruit dangling in the inside to view, no tart tangy tastes... nothing. Just prepare to get cut! I'm just sayin!

8/30/2008

Chad Johnson Legally Changes Name To "Ocho Cinco"

So Chad Johnson finally did what he said he was going to do. What's that you ask? The Cincinnati Bengals receiver has legally changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla., a switch that became official this week, according to several media reports. Johnson, who lives in Miami, didn’t return a message left on his cell phone Friday night.

"It’s something I don’t think anyone has ever done before,” he told the team’s Web site. “Have I ever had a reason for why I do what I do? I’m having fun."

Two years ago, Chad gave himself the name Ocho Cinco, which in spanish translates to the numbers 85, which is his jersey number on the team. He even went as far as to put it on the back of his uniform before a game. Quarterback Carson Palmer ripped it off before the kickoff. After the season, coach Marvin Lewis—who dislikes Johnson’s attention-getting stunts—referred to the receiver as “Ocho Psycho.”

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8/19/2008

Weird -ish: I'm Still Standing

I'm all for honoring a dead man's wishes but this is a bit extreme. The corpse of a 24 year old Puerto Rican man was kept upright for his 3-day wake. A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room. His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: 'He wanted to be happy, standing.'

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish. Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are still investigating.

8/04/2008

Wierd -ish: Tupac and 50 Cent

I think we can all safely, and sanely (for most of us) assume that this picture of 50 Cent and Tupac Shakur is undoubtedly photoshopped like a mug! But dammit if it don't look real as hell! Technology is a mutha*ucka ain't it? Wouldn't that be some shit if Tupac WAS really alive and only a select few folks knew, and that's why their asses are so freakin huge in the game right now... cuz they're getting paid with "hush" money on the side? Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"!!!!!

7/30/2008

Wierd -ish: Animal and Lady Gettin It On

This latest installment in controversial ads and shocking fashion photography come courtesy of Deutsch magazine. The subject of "the male fantasy" and the use of "ironic sexism" seems to come up a lot in conversation these days. The subjects of fantasy, tacit desire and impulse as they relate to the process of "reading imagery" deserves to come under The Foundation lens. Aside from this ad looking a bit on the beastiality side, it somewhat shows how men are animalistic and savages! What's your take on this ad?

7/19/2008

Wierd -ish: Watermelon

I see wierd -ish on a daily basis and this is no different. Not applebottoms... but watermelonbottoms. Ah, yes... that will be the new clothes line for some entreprenueral rapper trying his/her hand in the fashion world! Although, I do know quite a few chicks that would fit this mold perfectly.

7/13/2008

Wierd -ish: Chandeliers

Rock and Royal is based out of Rotterdam, The Netherlands, and they are what's up when it comes to producing off the wall chandeliers. Established in 2005, Rock and Royal’s core business can be described as “providing personalized advice to help you with your choice of exceptional chandeliers and photo realistic mosaic designs.” And yes... that is a chandeliered penis!!! I love it!

7/09/2008

Wierd -ish: Life Jackets Protect Against Bullets.

So I saw this picture online and thought it was extremely hilarious!!! Dude is carrying an assault rifle and instead of wearing a bullet proof vest to save his life... he goes and gets a life jacket??? Are you kidding me? Is this -ish photoshopped?

Kids... don't try this stupid -ish at home

7/06/2008

Pregnant Man Gives Birth

We all remember the story about the pregnant man, well Thomas Beatie, a.k.a. the "pregnant man", gave birth to a baby girl on Friday in Oregon, ABC News reports. Beatie, 34, who was born a woman, had his breasts surgically removed and legally changed his gender from female to male, he revealed on The Oprah Winfrey Show in April.

Although he took hormones and lived as a man, he said he kept his female sex organs in hopes to get pregnant one day. He said his pregnancy was a "human desire" and that as a person he has "the right to have my own biological child."

6/30/2008

Wierd -ish: Skeleton Sex

Don't ask, don't ask. But I thought it was perfect to signify the HIV/AIDS Awareness movement that is going on. This piece by Guillermo Vega is entitled "Be Careful". The ad is for a Tulipan condom campaign.

6/22/2008

Wierd Design! Tougher Than Leather Skateboard Shoes

If you want to ensure that your ass ain't falling off of ya skateboard now, then you need to purchase the "Tougher Than Leather" skateboard with built in skate shoes made by Greece is for Lovers. This is a sho'nuff accident waiting to happen. It's a bit like the snowboarding concept though. The only difference is instead of you hitting the soft white powder when you crash... your ass will be landing on that hard ass concrete... damn homie!