Showing posts with label Fashion WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion WTF. Show all posts

11/16/2008

Fashion WTF: Can Your Feet Breathe?

You know... I'm all for buying those super cute heels that you've been itchin to get your feet in!!! BUT... as the saying goes... "just because they make it in your size, don't mean that you need to wear it!" And in this case, it's not even looking like chick can wear these without cutting off all the circulation to her damn feet. Don't get me wrong... the shoes are really cute... just not on swollen ass feet and ankles! I'm just sayin!

11/10/2008

Ashanti Shows Every Curve!

Miss Ashanti performed this weekend in Albuquerque, New Mexico where her fans were treated to some “Good Good” fun at Ashanti’s concert at Route 66 Casino Hotel’s Legends Theater on Saturday. She was on stage sporting the oh-so-tired liquid latex pants that everybody who feels they can squeeze a thigh in them has. Not sure if I like her in these... I think we need to go back to square one on this one dear.

10/02/2008

Fashion WTF: Trina

I guess the whackness never ends with this chick. Am I the only one who feels that this chicks lace-front is the worst ever? And what in the world does she have on? I understand that you're the "Diamond Princess" or whatever you call yourself, but this extended version of a chocker is killin me dude! Just make it stop!!! PLEASE! I'm just sayin, with the money that your "boyfriend" Kenyon has, you can't ask him to get you a good stylist or somethin? I mean damn!!!

9/27/2008

Fashion WTF:Camoflauge Prom

I see that "we" are not the only ones to dress our children up in Auntie Rita's fashions for prom. The pink-toes do this crap too!

But what's so bad is that this is in New Orleans. I knew they had no fashion sense down there but good googally moogally!!! The camoflauge that you wear for hunting??? To prom??? Geez dude... what does your dad Bubba and your mom Lurline have to say about this look right here?

8/18/2008

Fashion WTF: Men's Pantyhose

I'm telling you, the Europeans are waaaaaaaaay out for this one right here. Apparently, they're trying to incorporate into the fashion world, pantyhose for men, aka "manty-hose". I'm at a loss for words on this one. The hose are not just for the men who wear them under their slacks but also with shorts. Who the hell wears pantyhose with shorts????

Unbelievably, there is also a damn website for the accelarated acceptance of male pantyhose. HA!!! Do these people really expect American men to embrace this idea? Are you kidding me? I wish I would find a black man wearing some damn pantyhose once he stripped down. You talk about, get yo -ish and get out my house!!! I'm just playin... sort of. But it would make me think he was just a tad bit suspect. Of course I have an open mind to everything, so, as long as I know why you're wearing them, then we're good.

I can accept a lot of things from men, but this one right here, I don't know. The marketing for this is that they want everyone to accept mens pantyhose as a regular item of clothing for men. I agree with my fellow blogger JnetteB on this one, the only place that pantyhose are acceptable on a man is during a ballet, or on stage in some sort of theater production... but not on the everyday man!

8/09/2008

Fashion WTF: Weave Bra

Two big ass thumbs down for this one. It's not hot nor is it a new trend! Haaated It!

8/08/2008

Fashion WTF: Prom Night

What happened to the traditional prom dress and tuxedo? They have now been replaced with middriff dresses cut way up to the bid'ness. So I guess auntie Na-Na is making everybody's prom dress now huh? And as a parent, how in the hell do you find this acceptable? NO SUH!!!! Oh yeah, and dude below with the white-tee up under the jacket, cuz I know that ain't a suit... you just had to come to prom huh?

7/17/2008

Wacktasticalness Of It All!!!

Onc'tagain, this is that bull-ish that I be talkin about! Sooooo, you just had to buy the coordinating bra to match your outfit huh? Ohhhh, but wait.... and you got on the wrong kind of draws with it??? Get the *uck outta here!!!! And your edges are nappy too??? *SIGH*... I don't even want to know what the front of this mess looks like!

7/15/2008

Fashion WTF: Aubrey O'Day

This is that bull-ish man!!! What the hell Aubrey? Why would you even walk out the house looking like this? She's such a pretty girl, but either she looks trampy or she doesn't hit the mark. I'd like to see her for once, just be natural. Good grief Charlie Brown!

7/11/2008

Fantasia Sporting Some Biker Shorts... Really?

*SIGH*... I'm so disappointed. Why? I have no idea. I guess I was in denial about her hoodness. Does she really have on biker shorts? DAMN FANNY! Do you know when the last time I rocked some damn biker shorts was? Hell I was in the 7th grade and we won't say how long ago that was. How do you have a man that dresses so damn fly yet, you know he's a hoodboy, but you still just ghetto-to-all-hell!!!

6/26/2008

Fashion WTF: Skinny Jeans For Men

We all know that fashion recycles itself every few years, decades, or what have you; But there is one trend (among many) that I wished I would have never seen again. The Skinny Jean... on guys! Geeeee-ross! I mean, back in the 80's it was cool because we knew no better as a generation. We had basketball teams with shorts up to their nuts, dudes sporting hair-dos in all kinds of angles, and even the cuts in the eyebrows, which has now re-invented itself again, but yet and still it was all going witht he trend.

Now, I think this generation double X has taken fashion to another level. The skinny jeans these boys are wearing nowadays could easily prevent them from having children in the future. Why would you want to hang with a guy who's pants are tighter than yours? Friends don't let friends strangle their nuts! Be a friend, and stop the madness!

6/16/2008

Fashion WTF: Chaka Kahn

Oh ok Chaka!!! Who told you that this outfit was the truth? I knoooooow your stylist couldn't have given the seal of approval for this right here! I know it! But let us keep in mind that Chaka is a legend in the game! So she get's a pass! Next time though, let's think twice about our choices ok?

6/04/2008

Fashion WTF: Laila Ali

Isn't she like six months pregnant? Is this the new maternity gear? Woooooooooooooow! Laila Ali was out at the 2008 Sports Spectacular VIP afterparty in Century City, LA with her cutie pie hubby. That just is not a good look hun!

6/03/2008

Fashion WTF: Naomi Campbell and Andre Leon Talley

Andre's look says it all. We're all just as confused as he is as to why the hell they stepped out the house looking like this. Diva Naomi Campbell, out of all people should know better than this monstrocity. Are those hammer pants that she has on? And does dude really have on fuschia open toed sling-back sandles? And is that a chef's hat on top of his head? OMG!!! There are too many things assaulting my eyes in this picture. Dude is always way over the top. I guess you can do that when you work for Vogue.

6/02/2008

Jesus Hold The Wheel... What is Wrong with This Picture???

I guess this is all the rage over there in Tokyo right now! Uhhh, yeah, right! I wish I would... walk out the house with this -ish on top of my head. At first look it very much resembles a real animal, but I think the folks over at P.I.T.A. would be on this one quick fast and in a damn hurry! This lovely hair piece is make of Yaki hair so homegirl can rest easy right now. Let me see somebody over here in the states with this crap and I'm straight clownin!!!

5/21/2008

Eva... Oh Eva!!!

Sometimes I wonder what makes a celeb say "You know what... I like this dress. I gotta have it!" Because that damn sure couldn't have been what Eva Longoria-Parker was saying about this wedding dress gone wrong disaster that she wore to the premeire of the animated film "Kung-Fu Panda". Maybe the designer told her that the dress would definitely live up to the look and make her an even bigger star. However, I'm praying that Eva owed the designer a favor and promised to wear this dress as repayment! That has to be the reason. I'm thoroughly convinced it is!

A Noose Necklace?

*SIGH*... i so thought that we were over the whole "noose" issue, but i guess not. The brilliant folks over at the Magical Kingdom aka Disney Co., have created a signature line of jewelry that is part of their "Pirates of the Carribean; Dead Man's Chest" couture jewelry collection. This jewelry is elegantly styled in a necklace with a noose pendant and matching earrings! What the -uck are ya'll thinking Disney? Have we not learned to let a sleeping dog lie when he's down? We have dealt with the racial overtones with the hanging nooses at the various college campus', Jena Louisiana, and general racism in our presidential race. What more are you going to shove down our throats. So I guess it's okay to be a large conglomorate that caters to young children but also promote racist paraphenalia?

5/14/2008

Prom Night Disaster

Marche Taylor expected for prom night to be one of the most memorable nights of her high school career; But what she didn't expect was to be led out in handcuffs. The 18 year old was denied entrance into her senior prom and when told she could not enter, she became irrate. The police were called and she was led away in cuffs.
I think we all know what is appropriate attire for prom and what's not. Her mother, guardian, or whomever is more responsible than anyone. You do not let your child walk out the house dressed this way, I don't care where she's going. SHE IS A CHILD! But I have seen worse than this. What happened to the full length gowns and girls wanting to look like princess? Well, that's a bit of a stretch, but still... ya'll know what I'm talking about!

5/07/2008

Fashion WTF!!!!!!

Uhhh, I guess nasty ass Khia has set the bar pretty damn low for this bizarre trend of crochet garbage. This is the latest in what I call Fashion WTF!!!! I guess Detroit women are now not only known for the big up-do hairstyles but now the hell naw clothing styles. I went to college with a lot of people from Detroit and even back then those kids dressed pretty outrageous, so this shit right here... don't surprise me one damn bit.