Tyra Banks Stalker Does Time... In Class!

Tyra Banks' stalker is finally gonna learn his lesson -- he was just sentenced by a judge to serve hard time ... in a classroom.

Brady Green was given one year of probation today after he was found guilty in April of stalking Tyra Banks.

As part of his sentence, he must complete an anti-stalking course called Project SHARP (Stopping Harassment and Relationship Problems).

Soooo... what kind of assignments will they get? Or what will the homework be? "Tonight, class, don't follow anyone home and if you don't, you'll be exempt from the final exam!"

If Green doesn't complete the course, he'll get 90 days in the slammer... which should be the case anyway!!!

Tyra... Try Again!

Trya Tyra Tyra!!! What in the world is going on here? Tyra Banks was seen out partying it up at the Calvin Klein party earlier this week... and might I add looking quite...ummm zombieish!!! YIKES!!! I know that it's a girls perogitive to go au naturale every now and then. Sometimes we don't want to go through all of the theatrics of putting on a nicely made up face, but DAMN! This is not a good look on her by no means! Maybe a light pink or bronze gloss or some form of concealer, hell... something other than this next time Ms. B.

Tyra Shows Up To Miley's Show To "Surprise" Her

Can someone explain to me why Tyra is so egotistical? Of course I get the fact that she was once a supermodel. I get that. Now you're a talk show host. I get that too. And I even get that fact that you have created your own show for aspiring models. Kudos Tyra!

But what I don't get, his how you bust into a sixteen year olds birthday party at Disneyland, to give her... "a surprise gift"

I'm sure you're tripping with angst to know what that gift was, so i'll tell you. Tyra gave Miley Cyrus, for her sweet sixteen... a framed picture of who else... Tyra Banks! *Eyebrows raised in utter confusion*

Maybe Tyra was trying to give some subliminal inspiration to Miley by insinuating that in about 15 or so years, she too can reach the pinnacle of success that Tyra has. That one day she'll have all the riches and glory and the money and the power to do what she wants? You think that's what she was saying by giving a picture of herself?

How much more narcassitic can you be T.B.? But yet, little Ms. Cyrus in fact, at this moment in time richer and more powerful than Tyra. Forbes placed Miley the 35th most powerful celeb in the world while Tyra host ranked at 68! How 'bout them apples!

America's Next Top Model Premieres...

For those of you that have been patiently awaiting the return of the long over-run series of "models are really dumb" aka America's Next Top Model... wait no more. You're favorite honey flavored diva Tyra Banks is back and this time, with a little twist.

Seems that Ms. Banks probably got wind that the show wasn't doing too hot, so she added in a splash of flavor dressed in drag, also known as contestant Isis. From looking at trailers for this season, it actually might make for great t.v. I think I might just watch this season. Yes, I know I just dogged it out, but I love good dumb television... what can I say, I'm American!

ANTM Premiere's tonight 8 p.m. EST.

Tyra Banks Leaves Her Audience Hangin

The Divatude is back at it again. According to Page Six, Tyra Banks kept her audience waiting for nearly two hours last week. During the taping of the Tyra Banks Show, the audience was made to wait at her West 26th Street studio Tuesday during a taping of "Celebrating Black Models, Past, Present and Future," while she stood backstage giggling, snacking and chatting with the crew.

"You could hear her going on and on because she was standing right behind the stage curtain," said one audience member. "She's talking and talking. Meanwhile, you have the entire audience waiting almost two hours for the taping to start." And get this, when Ms. Banks finally decided to put the goodies down and leave the chitter-chat til AFTER the damn show, she came out with a stank attitude.

"She leaves us waiting, and everyone is sitting there complaining, and then she comes out and doesn't say a word about it. She didn't even say hello, she got right into her script," said the source for Page Six. "She acted so cold towards everyone. She's a phony." Another audience member told Page Six the crowd was full of aspiring models who were dragged into the street by Banks for a shoot after she'd interviewed Beverly Johnson, Veronica Webb, Chanel Iman and Tameka Jacobs.

The whole time while she was interviewing the ladies, Tyra kept saying, 'When I was a model,' and would hardly let them talk," said the source. "It was all about her, as usual." Banks then led the whole audience outside onto the street for the show's ending. Cops had it closed off, and Tyra had bodyguards. "She had the audience prance down the street and then release black balloons. Some were whining that it was so bad for the environment. "It was so disorganized, people fell over the press outside and almost trampled two little girls. Tyra was acting like it was a live sporting event instead of the most self-indulgent, narcissistic crap." Show reps did not return calls.

Woooooooooow! So it's all about Tyra once again huh? Sounds like the source is a Tyra-Hater! BTW: I'm not a fan of this crimped-out lacefront either Ms. Banks! NO MA'AM!

Tyra Banks Enlists He/She For Cast

Are we actually evolving here? Is our society really becoming more accepting of the gay community, especially in the entertainment industry? Apparently so. Following in the footsteps of reality gone homo, Tyra Banks has decided to put a tranny on America's Next Top Model. Is this really fair to the ladies on the show who are REAL women? Does the description of the show actually state that the contestants HAVE TO BE women? I doubt it. So here is your chance Ms. Isis, who was born a male, but lives life as a female. I think this is another ratings gimmick for ANTM because nobody is watching anymore. What do you think?